You know you're Dutch when...

1. You know that the Netherlands is flat like a pancake
2. You think you´re invincible when riding your bike
3. You love stroopwafels
4. You love poffertjes
5. You love pannenkoeken
6. You most likely like Hopjes
7. You don´t think it is weird to eat chocolate sprinkels on your bread, even if you are a grown-up man
8. You think it is amusing, humiliating, and ridiculous for kids on bicycles to wear a helmet
9. You learned to ride your bike when you were between 3 and 5 years old
10. You can ride your bike without using your hands
11. You always have your agenda close, fully booked for the coming 5 months
12. You get your skates ready at the first sign of frost, in case the Elfstedentocht is held that year
13. You know that Santa Claus traditions are actually inspired by Sinterklaas\
14. You get a chocolate letter every year for Sinterklaas
15. You have regifted an item that was originally given to you
16. You know that ''gezellig'' doesn't translate to most languages 
17. You use ''gezellig'' so much that it barely has any meaning anymore
18. You know that candles increase ''gezelligheid''
19. You know that a room can look ''gezellig'', but that a big party can also be ''gezellig''
20. You probably have two bikes or more, a ''stationsfiets'' (bike for at the trainstation) and a normal bike 
21. You either think umbrellas are for sissies, or you can use one while riding a bike and texting on your phone
22. You can talk on the phone, eat, and carry a bag of groceries in one hand while riding your bike through traffic. WIth your friend on the back, geen probleem
23. You think that, as a Dutch person, you can ride your bike better than people from other countries
    
24. You have a 12 year old cousin that is 6'3'' 
25. You don't own a creditcard, because that's for Americans
26. You like to remind people that New York was once called New Amsterdam
27. When you think of the States you mainly think of California, New York and Hollywood
28. You know in the back of your mind that there is more to the States than that
29. You like to think that the Netherlands is a very open-minded and progressive country
30. You like to brag about that to foreigners 
31. You also know that there is still quite a way to go before everybody is really equal and everybody accepts each other
32. You refill your mineral water bottles
33. You have been ''gourmetten'' recently
34. You say ''not bad'' when you're actually really happy with someone's efforts
35. You bring your own cake to you birthday, and to your birthday at work
36. Your single greatest dream is beating the Germans in the World Cup finals
37. You make fun of Germans
38. You make fun of Belgians
39. You like the food at IKEA, not particually because it is good, but because it is cheap
40. You know what a '''flessenlikker'' is
41. You understand German way better than you'd like to admit, don't speak French but you like to pretend you do and you think you speak English
42. You are proud of the Sinterklaas tradition and you don't think that Zwarte Piet is racist at all
43. You have had at least 3 languages in high school, if not 6 
44. You paid at least €2000 for your driverlicense 
45. You don't wear white socks unless you're doing sports
46. You don't have a problem saying NO directly to someone's face, it is honest not rude
47. You think dubbing is for kids, all movies and series are subtitled 
48. You congratulate the parents, brothers, sister, uncles, aunts, cousins, nieces, nephews and friends from the ''jarige job'' (birthday boy)
49. You talk about the weather multiple times a day
50. You talk about the weather when you don't know what else to talk about
51. You were practically born with a ''kaasschaaf''' in your hand
52. You have tried walking on clogs at least once, but you didn't like it