You know you've been in Canada for too long when...

1. You think that -10 degrees is mild weather
2. You go outside with just a thin fleece jacket between -10 and 0 degrees
3. You know it's fine to go outside with just a blazer or something between 0 and 5 degrees
4. You know it is too hot to wear a jacket or anything when it is warmer than 5 degrees
5. You know people were shorts when there is still like 2 metres of snow
6. You know the French words for ''free'', ''prize'' and ''no sugar added'', thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging. 
7. You apologize when someone accidentally steps on your foot
8. When you realize you haven't had Tim Hortons in a while, you immediately make a U-turn to go fulfill your duty to your country
9. You pity people who don't have a Tim Hortons in their town
10. You like the chocolate Timbits best
11. You pity people have never had a ''beavertail''
12. You know that over half the chocolate bars sold in stores have peanuts in them, gotta love them
13. You know that half a Nanaimo bar will probably fill you up
14. You know that some people call oatmeal ''hotcereal'' 
15. You know what a toque is
16. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars and drink pop, not soda
17. You correct your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the typos of someone who just doesn't know better- coloUr, favoUrite, laboUr, honoUr
18. You don't have a problem walking around in public in yogapants or leggins
19. You know that there is a pretty good chance you will be walking around with snowpants over your costume on halloween. 
20. You know you might have to dig in the snow to find your eggs at the easter egghunt
21. You that you always have a white Christmas in Canada
22. You find -30 a little chilly
23. -20 is sweaterweather to you
24. You can eat maple syrup with everything, including sausages 
25. You know that this pie chart is very accurate:
    
26. You have the ''Canadian mittens''
27. You know Cosco's poutine is the best - I actually dont like poutine
28. You know Quebecers will argue the last point
29. You have had a (rootbeer)float
30. Canadians never think it is cold anywhere outside of Canada
31. You have a ton of Canadian Tire money, but you always forget about it. 
32. You go to the ''washroom'', not the ''restroom''. 
33. You know that Canadians actually don't say 'eh' that much
34. If you're a teenager, you have a least one item from Roots in your closet
35. You've rolled up the rim, hoping you win every single time
36. You actually know what I'm talking about